Women Are Puffing Their Labias! The World Has Gone Mad!

Reports are coming in that a surprising number of females are looking to get their labia “puffed.” This non-surgical procedure lasts about half an hour and it is a less dangerous substitute for the notorious “vagina lift,”. Its goal is to enlarge the labia majora.

I guess you’re probably wondering how this procedure’s done. Easy. By extracting fat from a different part of the patient’s body by means of liposuction and putting into a hypodermic needled, and injecting it directly into the labia majora. Filling out the labia in this way reportedly removes wrinkles, droopy skin, and all the other natural effects of aging. Plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer Walden described the benefits of labia needling.

The vagina, like the rest of our bodies, loses volume (from collagen and fatty tissue) and fullness with age as well as laxity of the skin. Plumping the labia majora gives it a more youthful appearance. The benefit of labia puffing is that it uses you own fat from another area of your body to add volume back to an area that deflates with time. This makes it look great as it immediately refills it to an appearance similar to what it may have looked like prior to childbearing and/or menopause.

A menopausal mother of five can have the vagina of a 19-year-old? What an age we live in! But while rejuvenating your privates by sticking a needle into them may seem ideal, there is a catch: it’s pricey. The procedure currently costs between $2,500-$3,500. How ironic that labia puffing will leave the folds of your wallet hanging loose and empty.

Would you consider having your labia puffed? Or do you think this is just another attempt to manipulate women into being insecure about a new part of their body, so hustlers can profit off it? After all, anybody who gets face-to-face with your genitals and judges them for looking “old” is not a person worth impressing. It’s a vagina, not a used Camry.

Would you ever do this? Do you think it’s worth it? Do you support or disapprove of this method? Let us know!